Sandy/Pitch Masterpost


This is going to be the big one, aye? In chronological order, all the Sandy/Pitch on my blog. Will be updated as needed.

If you don’t see something you remember here, you might want to try looking in my masterpost tag. The dumb edritch abomination stuff got a separate post.

Burgess and Burgess (Gen, hints of Blacksand, Sandman crossover)

Not If He Had Ten Thousand Years (Jack/Pitch, Pitch/Sandy) (4/29)

Terrifyingly Easy (Pitch/Sandy) (5/17)

The silly theme park AU: Part 1 Part 2 Part 3

Variations on a Theme (Pitch/Sandy) (5/29)

Lost Invitation ([notreally]gen) (6/1)

Cause and Effect (Pitch/Sandy) (6/9)

Unstoppable (Blacksand-ish gen) (6/15)

Options (Pitch/Sandy) (6/18)

Act Surprised (Pitch/Sandman)(6/20)

The Safeword is Fhtagn (Pitch/Sandman) (6/25)

Conduit (Jack/Sandy; Jack/Pitch; Pitch/Sandy) (6/29)


Day 1: Trapped in a Closed Space

Day 3: White Elephant

The Magician Wife and the Heart of Lead (1/2)

The Magician Wife and the Heart of Lead (2/2)

Enemy Mine

Colossus: Part 1/?

Colossus, Part 2/?

Colossus Part 3/? 

Colossus, Part 4/?(look, I think I have to abandon one thing at least in my writing, and this is it. Sorry)

Eternal Sunshine (Bunnymund/Jack Frost; Pitch/Sandy) (7/17)

Beguiled (gen???) (7/22)

vaster than empires and more slow

Checkmate (references to past Pitch/Sandy) (8/7)

For Anafieldelaunay’s Birthday

Oh No, He’s Hot (Pitch/Sandy) (8/27)


Think of Me (Gen; Sandy & Pitch BrOTP at least) (9/20)

The Dream Forest

Xenobiologist flirts with space alien


Cute as F*ck

Halloween Night

The Symbol (Pitch/Sandy) (11/6)

The Awful Edges

Another Halloween drabble

The 8001 Nights

Truce Party Sweet Dreams

In The Center of the Mechanism





The Purification of Pitch Black

I’m too blacksand to function

Pirate captain Sandy and Mermaid Pitch

The Dreameater and Fearspinner don’t care about your meeting

How Old Are You?

Blood Red Blacksand drabble

Drunken Eldritch Constellations

Trickster gods in the Dream Forest

Christmas Rush at Moon Pastries

Oh Christmas Tree

Minor Setback


What It Is Now

It’s A Mystery

The Approach of the Solstice



Gathering Winter Fuel

North vs. The 8000 (mentions of Pitch/Sandy) (12/27)

Askbox fic for whentheoceanmetsky

Hearing, Listening (Bunnymund/Jack Frost; Pitch/Sandy) (1/20)

Wishing on a Star

4000th post AU description

Sandy kidnaps Pitch

Under the Apple Tree

My Blacksand Valentine for You

Wasp Pitch and Honeybee Sandy

Sand Clones

Things (Pitch/Sandy) (3/3)

Pale Words

Old Songs and Fake Stars

Sandy, Tell Me I Won


The Dark Watcher

Sharper Than Eagles’ Claws

Hobbies (Pitch/Sandy) (4/23)

Ganache (from the “Wishing on a Star” AU)

Before (Sandy Week Day 6: Dreams)

Sandy’s a Boxer and Pitch Digs It

The Doors of Perception Extras: 

  1. Sad Drabble
  2. NDU Crossover Part 1
  3. NDU Crossover Part 2
  4. Roswell Incident/Crossover with marypsue’s Dreamland
  5. This fabulous piece by marypsue (inquire within)
  6. 12/25/1986 (TDoP Pairings) (9/25)
  7. Sandy gets them a kitten
  8. Christmas morning drabble
  9. Blame Marypsue
  10. Missing Stars (Pitch/Sandy) (2/5)
  11. Sandy meets his dream self
  12. Costume Jewelry
  13. Space Sheets

A Draught of Light Extras:

  1. When We Knew Who We Were
  2. Your Name
  3. I tell you
  4. I would rather
  5. I have heard
  6. There is a map
  7. I renounced
  8. Shortday at the Luminous Academy

Speak Oil Into My Ear:

  1. Speak Oil Into My Ear (Part 1)
  2. Speak Oil Into My Ear (Part 2)
  3. Speak Oil Into My Ear, Part 3
  4. Something Traditional
  5. Pet Play
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FIRST OF ALLL i’m a mess when it comes to style , but i did love this one 

A lovely FemKing from  IONAAHIII silly sketch of her , i love how she looks like a lovely doll !!! also a FEMNIGHTLIGTH!!! from IONAHI  too shes like this childish cute creepy sister , well in the book hes like a  SUPACREEEPY FUCKER WHO CAN SHINE LIKE A FREAKING STAR.

and apologize for the ugly fem pitchs ,was hard to make her in that style .soooo …I MAKE HIM MALE !!LOOK AT THE LAST SKETCHS !FEM KING IS SOO MOTHERFUFER CUTE IN PITCH ARMS !!AM PROUD OF THAT SKETCH!!SOOO PROUD.

Also MEET MA BESTFIREND SMILING GOD !!!!……FEM SMILING GOD  from the beatiful and supatalented (i shall steal ur powars) THISMIGTHYNEED , is the first time i draw a a character whit 6 arms…i love those characters ,and a request from her character FERDINAND whit ma lovely character star baby something 

And ma LORD MANSNOOZIE and her PROTO LADY. mansnoozie u should know NOT to carry her , shes gunna smash yo .

a surfer gurl, a jaguar and a weird horse face doll…UEHUEHEUHE

Style belongs to ME , character to their owners, I ENJOY SOOO MUCH DOIGN THIS !!AM MAKING MOAR!!ALL OF THEM.

Hmm... goth!Pitch and hippie!Sandy bonding over the fact they both have teddybears on their backpacks dressed in their respective subculture wear. Hope you're feeling better my love <3.


"You have a teddy too!"

Pitch turns at the interruption to his sixty-seven-billionth scan of the con floor for anyone he even vaguely knows, only to see no one who could have interrupted him; he has to look down in order to locate the small, round boy with the tie-dyed t-shirt, golden ponytail, and dreamy, not-quite-present smile who, Pitch notices, is holding up a stuffed bear with similar accoutrements.

Pitch remembers the black bear that he had thought safely stuffed into his coffin-shaped backpack just as he asks, “Do I know you?”; the smaller boy only smiles a little wider, and answers, “No, but I hope you’ll want to.”

for the aus headcanons, bloodred pair making bbqs to which they invite all they comunity, people tell Pitch he should open a restaurant being such a great cook - elritch coffee shop boyfriends messing up with people pasties causing terrifiying but wonderful secundary effects - North vs the 8000, it end up in everybody eating waffles at breakfast in las vegas and a vacation week paid by the goverment - angel!sandy au (angel as in ball of light cover in dozen of wings and fliying rings on fire)


I’m going to do these each in a post of their own. First up: barbecue season!

"This is amazing,” the woman from down the street, the one with the truly atrocious perm and the small dog that always seems about one wrong look away from lunging at someone’s throat (Pitch can’t remember her name, thankfully has limited interactions with her, Sandy is much better at people) coos in a kind of rapture, licking barbecue sauce off of her fingers. “I mean, everyone says writers aren’t paid enough, why don’t you pack it in and become a chef somewhere?”

Sandy, over on the other side of the patio sharing a drink with a small knot of polo-shirted young fathers from the neighbourhood, catches Pitch’s eye and winks; Pitch feels his smile turn from a forced grimace to an easy, genuine grin as he jokes, “No, no, I couldn’t ever run the risk of having someone else discover my secret ingredient.”

Mini-fic for luigigrivera!


@xxdaimonxx informed me that a prompt from @luigigrivera for a three sentence fic went astray, and that they were feeling down, so I’ve written a mini-fic to try and make up for that <3.

In which Lord Mansnoozie asks the Lady Proto out, after a fashion.


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ah my ship, I feel like haven’t draw them in ages, I not letting you guys go again!!

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xxdaimonxx said: elritch coffee shop boyfriends messing up with people pasties causing terrifiying but wonderful secundary effects


Later, once people were no longer too embarrassed to talk about it, it would be a huge scandal; there would be a media frenzy, an inquest into the cafe, how hallucinogens might have made their way into its baking or its beverages, how a whole room full of people might have instantly and simultaneously lost contact with this plane of reality.

But all that was in the future, which seemed very far off and not at all important, not when Sandy and Pitch had an entire coffee shop full of people at their disposal and a chance to exercise their less-than (more-than? Other-than) human natures.

Sandy paused in drinking in terrified delight for long enough to press something like a kiss, lengthening shadows under the fading sun, roller-coaster peaks, luminous creatures in the black abysses of the ocean, to the thoughts he recognized as Pitch, and reflected that not being able to decide whether to give the humans transcendental experiences or an uncontrollable desire to copulate had resulted in the best possible sort of compromise.

xxdaimonxx said: angel!sandy au (angel as in ball of light cover in dozen of wings and fliying rings on fire)


He’s not cut out to be a prophet, he’s tried to explain to the bright being with a thousand burning eyes that’s taken up residence in the corner of his bedroom, on the ceiling; his faith has suffered too many devastating blows, his once-unwavering belief cracked to the core, his immortal soul - whatever little there may remain of it - broken past healing. There must be others, those who could carry the message with the kind of conviction, the kind of inexhaustible, inextinguishable fire, that it needed - deserved - had to be someone younger, stronger, surer, better suited in every way than himself.

The bright being only rustled their many wings (too many wings to all fit into the space the being seemed to occupy; it wasn’t only because of their brightness that they hurt to look at) and said, in that voice-that-was-not-a-voice, that that was for neither of them to choose.


Pitch and Sandy. My otp sorry -flees-

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You're Awful, I Love You - Chapter 9 - GretchenSinister - Rise of the Guardians (2012) [Archive of Our Own]


Revamped Chapter 9 is up!


Laaate birthdaygift for thismightyneed o3o She asked me to draw her what we’ve decided to call the Steam Punk Old Men (because concept!Pitch looks like a Steampunk Pirate).

And here’s a mini drabble for it too:

It is not often they meet like this, but when they do, it always takes place on Sanderson’s Island. It is calm and peaceful there, and it is one of few places where the Shadows know not to cross a line.

It is the one place where Pitch knows he can shed his armor, and not have to worry about being knifed in the back as a result.

They have a ritual about this, but it all ends in the same way, with the two of them resting in Sanderson’s large bed, the two of them wrapped up in warm cotton robes, that are made to be uncorrupted by nightmares or dreamsand.
It helps keeps things neutral in a way, which suits them both.

It is also the only place, where Pitch knows he can rest peacefully. He admits this to Sanderson one time, as the other sits with the Nightmare General resting up against him, while Sanderson gently massaged his face and scalp.

"You have no idea what it feels like," he mumbled tiredly, gently soothed by the others touches, "to fear the coming of another day, or another night. To be afraid all the time… You know nothing about that."

~I know that I am your friend.~ Sanderson replies in a gentle whirl of sand. ~And that is enough for me.~

I'M TRYING TO NARROW DOWN WEIRD THINGS THAT I LIKE AND IT IS GOING ABSOLUTELY NOWHERE AS I'M INTO APPROXIMATELY EVERYTHING EVER TO SOME DEGREE. AAAAAARGH. So I'm going to go with something bordering on the outright vanilla, which is to request Pitch getting completely hot and flustered whenever Sandy punches the crap out of something. HE CAN'T HELP IT IT'S THE TINY FISTS AND POWERFUL ARMS THEY DO THINGS TO HIM


Happy Birthday emeraldembers! Oooh man this ask is like, months old, so it’s almost like a surprise birthday fic?

Anyway, here it is; 1,315 words for you:

Title: Heavyweight

Pairing: Pitch/Sandy

Summary: Sandy’s a boxer, Pitch is a guy who runs a lot. They go to the same gym and Pitch is awkwardly obsessed with the little heavyweight.


        One-two, one-two, one-two. Sandy attacks the heavybag like a machine, his little tape-wrapped fists making the canvas sway like Pitch knows his own never could. From his place on the treadmill, Pitch can watch every hit, every combination, every hook and jab, everything he doesn’t even have names for. He can watch Sandy add footwork to his exercises, watch him move so light on his feet despite the extra weight he carries, but hey, that’s not surprising, right? He’s watched him matter-of-factly lift the kind of weights Pitch had thought were only at the gym for show, he knows that under the padding Sandy’s dense as a neutron star. And it’s easy to see as Sandy keeps working, flex of all the arm muscles, yes, and as he sweats and his t-shirt clings to his back, flex of all the shoulder muscles, too. But he needs the speed with the strength, most other heavyweights have a much longer reach than he does, Pitch guesses, though most of what he knows about boxing comes from brief snatches of overheard conversation between Sandy and North.

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this is Impundulu!Pitch and Troll!Sandy from once she asked me she would like to see a version of them as those creatures! I love how wild sandy look and how androgynous Pitch is looking here (Pitch is male here btw)

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You're Awful, I Love You - Chapter 6 - GretchenSinister - Rise of the Guardians (2012) [Archive of Our Own]


Revamped Chapter 6 is up!

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I feel a bit down tonight so I drew some depressed Pitch to make myself feel… Worse? (Don’t worry Sandy is on his way to console him<3)

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